Satellite Office Closing – Starbucks Closing 600 Stores

In an unexpected move, we are closing 600 of our satellite offices throughout the country. While there will be no impact on our top line, we should see a significant improvement in our bottom line as there will be far fewer Starbucks out there where we can abuse our expense accounts.

Please bear with us during this difficult time and hope for the best as we deal with Christopher’s withdrawals.